wow how many text posts start with that
uhm tomorrow I think to kill time I will actually do some fucking art. I am going to be doing REAL SIMPLE SHIT but I kind of have some ideas I want to rough draft because I am moving and I need shit for on my walls and I’m poor
If I start making tiny art index cards to give out you guys should like paypal me a dollar and I will send you them (or just send me a stamped, self-addressed envelope if you dont want to overpay for your free art you bitch (tbh I dont know what postage is, is the cost of two stamps less than one dollar??)
it is me
PS: in case you think a $50 gift card to Bed Bath & Beyond will get you very far, let me dispel those rumors. Somehow I bought 50 dollars worth of shit but they have 20 dollars of shipping and tax tacked on at the end so guess who is skeptical of BB&B
it is me

My chunky puggle nephew Beauregard “Beau/BeauFitz” Fitzgerald and my two feline nieces Lillian “Lilli” Southwoods and Kalicat “Kali” Kardashian.
I played the roll of intermittent babysitter for them yesterday.
There were not enough dogs on my dash for Sundog today. If I have to fucking endure Caturday every week (read: every day) the least you could do is show me a few cute dog jpegs on the sabbath.