In case anyone was wondering what my pillow setup looks like on my bed.

I don’t even have 77 facebook friends to tag good lord

I don’t even have 77 facebook friends to tag good lord

Yes plz

wow how many text posts start with that

uhm tomorrow I think to kill time I will actually do some fucking art. I am going to be doing REAL SIMPLE SHIT but I kind of have some ideas I want to rough draft because I am moving and I need shit for on my walls and I’m poor

If I start making tiny art index cards to give out you guys should like paypal me a dollar and I will send you them (or just send me a stamped, self-addressed envelope if you dont want to overpay for your free art you bitch (tbh I dont know what postage is, is the cost of two stamps less than one dollar??)

it is me

PS: in case you think a $50 gift card to Bed Bath & Beyond will get you very far, let me dispel those rumors. Somehow I bought 50 dollars worth of shit but they have 20 dollars of shipping and tax tacked on at the end so guess who is skeptical of BB&B

it is me

My chunky puggle nephew Beauregard “Beau/BeauFitz” Fitzgerald and my two feline nieces Lillian “Lilli” Southwoods and Kalicat “Kali” Kardashian.

I played the roll of intermittent babysitter for them yesterday.

History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. That’s why events are always reinterpreted when values change. We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.
Calvin (of Calvin and Hobbes)

There were not enough dogs on my dash for Sundog today. If I have to fucking endure Caturday every week (read: every day) the least you could do is show me a few cute dog jpegs on the sabbath.

omg yes please.

omg yes please.